- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

hi. thats what she said.

What's better than sex? Nothing

A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

What's brown and sticky? A stick

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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