Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Chicken

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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Penis penis poop butt

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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The Barackness Monster

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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your a towel.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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