What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Betty Whites ALIVE?

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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