- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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