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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

What's wrong with woman Everything

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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