- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

guess what what? nothing.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

The bird is not the word.... Its two

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

You should never talk to strangers.

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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What's wrong with woman Everything

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

Please spell dyslexia.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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