- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

Chayton

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Ham sandwich

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

Video Games

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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