What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

haha, you're an orphan

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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