Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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guess what chicken butt

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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sarah taylor

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Do you need any assistance?

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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