- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

Gestapo.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

liam buchan is gay !

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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