An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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women have rights

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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I tell an anti joke!.

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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