Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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pickle juice?

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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