Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

the asian kid gets an F

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

What's up? The sky.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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