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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

a black guy leaves prison

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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