A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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LOL May Wong

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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