- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

Yo daddy!

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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