How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

What's red and has wheels a red car....

You

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

1 Jew XD

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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