Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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zebras

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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this is gay

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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