What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

I like to eat people

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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