what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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