Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

this sentence will not monkey banana pie

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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