- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Cancer.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

knock knock Who's there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot

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