Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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my namew is jd

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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