- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Wats a joke?

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Cancer.

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

knock knock Who's there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot

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