Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Women's Rights.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

Hearpin my durp

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

the cast of the jersey shore

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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