Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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involved parents.

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1 Jew XD

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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