How do u shit With ur ass

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( o Y o )

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Penis penis poop butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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