Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Penisland

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God bless America, and no where else.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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