- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

Gays

Laugh.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's brown and sticky? Shit

"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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