Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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good one jess !!

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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