What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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how do you confuse a blond?

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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the asian kid gets an F

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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a ginger has a soul

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What's up? The sky.

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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