- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Mitt Romney.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

K

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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