- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

A baby seal walks into a club...

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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