look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Black History Month

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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whats brown? poop.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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This one sucks!

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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