- Anti Joke

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

your a towel.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

why?

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.