- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

God bless America, and no where else.

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

You should never talk to strangers.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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