Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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