who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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why?

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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What is cold? Winter

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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Anti Joke

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