Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

fart+fart=poop

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Vagina ass.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Yo daddy!

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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