- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

My name is never spelt right so its all good

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

good one jess !!

Roses are red, Violets are purple

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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