What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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Anti Joke

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