- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

Hi my name is Jim

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

Girls

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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