- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Mitt Romney.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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