whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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Hahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahah :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) I screw with you Hahahahahahahahahaahaggahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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