What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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alston wang

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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monkey sponge

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fack me!

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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