- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

why did Max cry??? chicken

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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