- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Nicolas Cage's acting.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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