- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Win and Beau have no friends

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Black people. They are so kind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

knock knock who's there police

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

womens rights

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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