A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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buttcrack thumbs up

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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Michael Brown

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