Hi my name is Jim

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Minecraft.

Dancing Potatoe!

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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Darude - Sandstorm

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Your social life.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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