Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Darude - Sandstorm

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

Anti Joke

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