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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Your mom.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

KKK

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Knock knock. Death.

I saw a poor man named rich

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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