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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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