- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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