What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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