Knock knock. Death.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

I'm off to my tank guys!

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Joay impistato is a fig

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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