Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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since when?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I saw a shovel once.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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a retard lost...

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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What comes after 23? 24.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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