- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

A woman comes at the doctor.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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