Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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The Holocaust

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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