What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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she wasn't 18

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Poop

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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