John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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who eats pencils asians

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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