why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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