- Anti Joke

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Why did John forget his homework? While driving herself home at 8:00 PM the previous evening, his mother got into a terrible automobile accident. She was rushed to the emergency room, only to find out that one of her main arteries in her right arm was cut. Death was probable for her in the next few hours. John and his father, sitting at home playing a friendly game of chess, were notified of the accident by hospital secretaries. His father rushed John with him to the hospital in his Toyota Camry. Upon arrival, they were notified that John's mother had only a few moments left to live. They ran into her room, and said their last parting words. John's were "I love you, Mom.", and her husband's were "I love you, honey." She then passed away. John began to weep, and his father put his arm around him to try to comfort him, while feeling extreme sadness as well. Around this time, back at home, his dog, Rex, ate his homework that he left on the dining room table. John and his dad then drove back home, crying their eyes out. This kind of sadness they have never experienced before. He will always remember his mom, and love her to bits. His dad, well, he was never really the same after her death. The funeral was scheduled for the next week. John will always remember his mom as being a nice, caring individual with so much love for everyone in the world. Him and his dad later picked out a nice, blue coffin that reads "You will always be missed" on the top of it. They chose it because John's mom's favorite color was blue.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

How many cows say moo? All of them

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

YEAH THEY DO.