What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

Hearpin my durp

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

this is a joke

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

A seal walks into a club.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Anti Joke

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