Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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