why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Penis-Pump

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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