Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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Cold camel scrotum.

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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Anti Joke

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