- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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