- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

Heartlight

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

AVB

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

A blind man walks into a bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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