This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

The BCS

women's rights

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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