- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

You smell like shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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