Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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a man walks into horse bar

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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42.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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where are you?

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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