What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

involved parents.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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