Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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I saw a shovel once.

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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Where's my shotgun

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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FAP

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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Chicken

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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