- Anti Joke

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!