- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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