joe diragi makes paul look straight

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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The Barackness Monster

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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A: B: No pun intended.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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