Penis penis poop butt

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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Cold camel scrotum.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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The Barackness Monster

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Ouch.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Anti Joke

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