- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

I lost my tractor.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

Women's rights...

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The Bible

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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