- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Male penises.

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

1 + 1 = 3

Seth stock has a large penis

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

Take my wife- to the store.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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