Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

PENIS

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

Stephen Walking.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

anti jokes aren't always funny on here

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

what do u call a black person by his name

no

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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