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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

neil patrick harris

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

neil patrick harris

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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