Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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Hi.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Male penises.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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1 + 1 = 3

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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Women have the right to vote.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Why did John forget his homework? While driving herself home at 8:00 PM the previous evening, his mother got into a terrible automobile accident. She was rushed to the emergency room, only to find out that one of her main arteries in her right arm was cut. Death was probable for her in the next few hours. John and his father, sitting at home playing a friendly game of chess, were notified of the accident by hospital secretaries. His father rushed John with him to the hospital in his Toyota Camry. Upon arrival, they were notified that John's mother had only a few moments left to live. They ran into her room, and said their last parting words. John's were "I love you, Mom.", and her husband's were "I love you, honey." She then passed away. John began to weep, and his father put his arm around him to try to comfort him, while feeling extreme sadness as well. Around this time, back at home, his dog, Rex, ate his homework that he left on the dining room table. John and his dad then drove back home, crying their eyes out. This kind of sadness they have never experienced before. He will always remember his mom, and love her to bits. His dad, well, he was never really the same after her death. The funeral was scheduled for the next week. John will always remember his mom as being a nice, caring individual with so much love for everyone in the world. Him and his dad later picked out a nice, blue coffin that reads "You will always be missed" on the top of it. They chose it because John's mom's favorite color was blue.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Take my wife- to the store.

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