Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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where are you?

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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AVB

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Cows go moo.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Anti Joke

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