dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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she wasn't 18

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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1 Jew XD

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Snooki

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hi

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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