Straight men can be bronies.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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A: B: No pun intended.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Ouch.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Male penises.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Hi.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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