- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

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