There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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