How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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