I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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I like pom

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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