What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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