Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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whats really hot the sun

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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knock knock who's there police

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...NO.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Stephen Walking.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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Yo mamas so fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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