- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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