A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

I saw a poor man named rich

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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