Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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THE GAME

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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