- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

I tell an anti joke!.

I'm banging your sister.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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