Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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24!

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Society.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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bob saget

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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