- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

? I hate niiggers ?

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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