- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

what is big and white? the moon

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

Melbourne Football Club.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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