What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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*insert joke here*

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hi corey

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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