- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

What's up brah brah

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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