- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

Nothing yet CC

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

womens rights

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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