Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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