Ouch.

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THE GAME

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Seth stock has a large penis

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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