- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Cows go moo.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

ROSS G IS OBESE

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

Women's rights

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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