Dani barton from bob chuckles

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W.N.B.A.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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ginger

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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this girl died

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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