Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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I'm a like whore

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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