3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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Do you believe this will change?

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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